$2 Steak: A Pro Wrestling Podcast - BONUS - A Steak Before Christmas

Twas the week before christmas while recording the pod,

The boys were talking about wrestling like it was their job.

Every week they gather in Sunset Park

Talking and laughing, sometimes till dark!

 

There was big Mike, scowling, our resident grump.

There was also Aaron, probably needing to dump.

Don’t forget Cookie, who prefers the strong style.

And Finally Tolbert, with that stoner-ass smile. 

 

When out from the kitchen, they heard a big noise.

And into the living room, came Santa and his boys. 

“Hey guys, it’s me, it’s Santa. For real!”- Zane

“I’ve brought gifts for all, and I didn’t have to steal!”- Zane

 

Gifts were given, each picked with great care.

But no gift for Tolbert, who just sat with a stare. 

Presents were opened, each one a big hit,

Still nothing for Chris, getting tired of this shit.

 

When Santa saw Chris, he knew he was sad

He gave him a wink, and a pat on the head. 

“Don’t worry, young Chris, I’ve got something for yous” - Zane

“Your gift is outside, so put on your shoes” - Zane

 

Tolbert’s face lit up with such a big smile.

And he raced to the door, which felt like a mile. 

When he finally got out, his look turned unstable

He saw his gift. His gift was a table. 

 

“Hey Santa, what’s this? Are you insane?” - Tolbert

But Santa just laughed, and revealed he was Zane!

Tolbert knew, what he had coming next,

He hung head his low, and told his goodbyes through text.

 

Tolbert wasn’t sad or scared, he was actually quite calm

As Zane Dawson lifted Chris, and gave him a bomb.

The boys all laughed, their bellies, they quake

“Merry Christmas to all, from Two Dollar Steak!” - All of us